Archive for March, 2008

The Slimy Sensation

Friday, March 28th, 2008
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Dad got up early yesterday to see a client at 7:30am. That’s usually the time that we’re getting out of bed. Being that he got up early, he was tired by the time I came home from work at 7:30pm. He hit the hay about an hour later. I watched a “Lost” re-run with Taylor after putting the boys in bed.

The house was dark. I walked around and checked the windows while Taylor followed me. We bumped into each other a couple of times. I couldn’t guess anymore about where I was or how close she was to the very expensive telescope that Santa Claus brought for Daddy, so I turned on the hall light. We made our way to the bedroom, and everything was dark again (after I had turned it off).
I walked into the bathroom that is adjacent to our bedroom. I wanted to brush my teeth and get ready for bed quietly and in the dark so as not to wake Dad. I felt something wet and mushy under my heel. Oooh, what’s that? Oh, I hope I didn’t step on a bug. I turned the bathroom light on as quickly as I could, just before closing the door, so the bright light woke Dad. He groaned to let me know that he did not like it.

I looked to the bathroom floor and saw a roach with its guts hanging out, trying to make its way to a corner. Eeeeewwwwww! I did step on a bug! Thankfully, it wasn’t one of those flying Palmetto bugs. I would have fainted. This one was a normal-size roach that didn’t have wings. But it was limping, dragging its guts on the tile. And I had roach guts on my foot! I couldn’t shriek or scream or even gasp because Dad was trying to sleep.

I went out the bedroom again, picked up a shoe, and smashed the roach to end the misery that it didn’t know it was experiencing. I brushed my teeth with the thought of still having roach guts under my heel. I washed the guts off and went to bed to have that nasty scene play over and over in my dreams.

Expecting Multiples: The Myths

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008
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I have to admit that I wasn’t exactly “happy” when I learned that we were expecting twins. I was shocked, scared, and confused (Twins don’t run in my family). After getting over the initial reaction, expecting twins is a little more serious that expecting a singleton. It is a blessing and much, much more efficient than having only one at a time.

When people, most often it’s women, learn that we’re having twins, their first response is usually, “Gosh, I’ve always wanted twins.” That makes me feel a little guilty because I’ve never always wanted twins. I’ve always wanted to have children. There was a time that I didn’t want *any* children. Then there was a time that I thought I’d never have children. When I did want children, I never wanted twins. It didn’t occur to me that I’d ever have twins, being that they don’t run in my family.

I’ve always associated twins as a mother-to-daughter trait or an outcome of fertility treatments. And I learned recently that there are twins in my family, but they come from my dad’s side. My paternal grandfather was himself a twin born in 1899 – or 1898, I’m not sure. But in my grandfather’s case, like in Elvis Presley’s, one twin survived while the other didn’t (Elvis’ twin was named Jesse).

I don’t entirely believe that having twins is a genetic trait. Surely, it must have something to do with maternal nutrition. Most other mammals have larger litters if overfed. We’ve been having stair-step children, so perhaps my body thinks that there’s a human population shortage. Or maybe the gods find it amusing that we’ll have five children ages five and under. Ha ha ha. That’s funny.

Then there are comments such as, “Twins always come early,” “You can’t breast feed two babies!” and “Doctors like to schedule a C-section just in case.” I don’t know about you, but my babies are going to be born only a few days before their actual due date after four hours of labor. They’ll be weighing over seven pounds each, and they’ll learn to nurse together, dirty their diapers together, and sleep together because that’s just the way things are going to be in this house. Period.
All I know is, I get really uncomfortable being told that someone else has “always wanted twins.” That’s like being asked, “Are you expecting?” when you’ve had a baby just three months before. Or carrying a bag of groceries in one hand and holding the hand of a toddler who is holding the hand of a young preschooler who is holding the hand of an older preschooler and being told, “Looks like you’ve got your hands full.” Well, it might only look like that, but if I let go of the toddler, her brothers still have a hold of her.

And my favorite: “Better you than me!”
You. Are. Right.

Kyle’s Birthday Party

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008
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On Saturday, we had a little get-together to celebrate Kyle’s turning 4. We had been preparing the house to accommodate the dozen guests. I made two cakes on Friday; I always make two cakes (just in case the first one doesn’t work out). Dad bought lots of junk food to feed everybody. Both he and I spent an hour and a quarter on Saturday morning tackling last-minute details. After that, he laid out the food and drinks, and I frosted the cakes.

One cake was a 4-layer peanut butter cake (made with real peanut butter) with a peanut butter & whipped cream mixture between the layers (that required me to “beat on high for 30 seconds or until soft peaks form,” but all I had was my right arm and a whisk. So I made whirring noises for three minutes, just before my arm fell off). After baking it on Friday, I let it rest in the refrigerator and iced it on Saturday. I chopped some peanuts but came out with a powdery mess and sprinkled it on the icing.

The next cake was a 4-layer chocolate cake that I had a hard time keeping stacked up as I couldn’t get the icing between the layers stiff enough. When I added more confectioner’s sugar, the chocolate taste would disappear. When I added chocolate, the mixture would become runny. So I let it sit in the refrigerator until it was time to frost it. Then I put it back in the refrigerator until just before we presented it to Kyle and sang “Happy Birthday.”

And we sang “Happy Birthday” (after reminding the guests that we would be singing in the key of E-flat). That boy, Kyle, covered his ears as we sang. Then he pouted and left the dining room, ran up the hall, and stayed in his room. “Kyle! Please come out here and blow out your candles!” I got him to leave his room, but he walked into the living room instead. We were all waiting for him to blow out the candles. I told him that the cake was going to be on fire if he didn’t hurry. Finally, Dad got impatient and suggested that we blow the candles out ourselves. Being that it’s not his actual birthday and the cake that took me two hours to bake was starting to collect ashes, I blew them out.

So I took out the peanut butter cake (that wasn’t presented to Kyle and didn’t have candles) and served it to the guests. I always make two cakes just in case the first one doesn’t work out. We all enjoyed Kyle’s peanut butter cake. Even Kyle enjoyed it after he stopped being a party pooper and decided that he would celebrate his birthday, too.

Hovering in Space

Thursday, March 20th, 2008
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Ty commented that the Earth was really big and asked where the Earth lived.

“In the Solar System.”

“Where’s the Solar System?”

“It goes around the sun. ‘Solar’ means Sun.”

“And what is at the bottom, way down down down down?”

“Are you asking what holds the Earth up?”

“Yea.”

“There’s no ground under the Earth. At least, no one has ever seen the bottom. The Earth just spins space, like in the air. All that spinning helps to keep it floating.”

“Oh. That’s weird!”

I laughed. “Yes, it’s a little weird, but it works.”

It’s weird that it never occurred to him that the Earth spun in space. We’ve finger painted the solar system several times. We’ve seen pictures of Earth and the planets in books, floating in space against a black background. He has seen Saturn through the telescope… I suppose it is a bit overwhelming to realize that Earth is a pale blue dot that floats and spins in black nothingness.

Sick Weekend and Other Stuff

Monday, March 10th, 2008
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On Wednesday of last week, I dropped Dad off to work and took the children to the OB for a baby check-up. I think I may have caught a nasty something up there because the days afterward, I was sneezing forever into countless tissues. On Saturday, I came down with a mild fever and slept all day. Taylor must have caught it from me, and she slept all day on Sunday. And Ty must have caught it, too, as he started feeling warm on Sunday evening. This morning: Taylor is doing just fine; I have a headache from not positioning myself correctly to sleep; and Ty is still feeling yucky with cough.

I’ve been pumping them with Vitamin C and fruit juice. Dad’s been giving them honey to soothe their throats – and because it has antibacterial properties. We also have a tincture of infection fighter that I’ve been sneaking into their juice. Kyle claims to be sick, too, so we give him honey because it tastes good.

Play Dough

A couple of weeks ago, I made some play dough the children from the scratch ingredients in the kitchen. We all sat down at The Greenleaf School and practiced making sculptures. The younger two were great at making pancakes. I tried making a flower pot, but after Taylor’s elbow smashed my creation, I pursued making people.

Ty made a detailed scene of three people on a couch and a coffee table with three cups of coffee. I don’t know why he chose three coffee-lovers, but they were watching the guitarist and the pianist that I had made. Later, Ty brought out one of his toy dinosaurs and attempted to copy it. He was fairly successful. With a bit more practice, he could be a great play dough sculptor.

Baby News

And last but certainly not least… While at the OB’s on Wednesday, the doctor was checking the baby’s heartbeat. She checked it again. She made a quizzical face. She checked it again.

“Yes?” I asked.

“I don’t want to give you any scares that you don’t need,” she replied.

Oh, right. Thanks for scaring me. Now what? I thought.

“Have you noticed that you’re bigger with this one?” she asked.

“Yes, but I figure that I wasn’t in the greatest shape before getting pregnant, and this is my fourth, so it’s probably just all gonna hang out.”

“Go down to sonogram. Have them look at you.”

So I went, with three children under six in tow, to get a sonogram down the hall. Thoughts were racing through my mind, What was wrong with the heartbeat? Was it not strong enough? It sounded fine to me! Maybe I’m further along than I thought.

I laid down, and the technician put her transmitter/receiver thing on my belly. I was watching a television monitor on the wall that was showing me what she saw on her computer monitor. The children were perfectly still and quiet. On the monitor, I saw a glimpse of two circles and lots of gray. I thought nothing of it; I don’t know how to read a sonogram. The tech took the transmitter/receiver off of my belly quickly and gasped, stared at me with wide eyes.

“Are all these yours?” she asked, as if I had seventeen children tagging along.

“Yea…” And I didn’t have to think any harder. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. “If we’re going to have twins, we’re definitely going to need a bigger car. And some help. Should I tell my husband?”

“Of course! Just don’t tell him when he’s standing up. And DON’T tell him when he’s driving! Let’s see… separate sacs, so they’re fraternal. Let’s see if we can get a male/female check….”

“La la la la la,” I sang as I covered my ears.

“Okay, you don’t want to know.”

So, Baby A is the farthest one down, on my lower right side. And Baby B is up above my belly button on the left side.

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We picked Dad up from work and talked to some coworkers. I didn’t tell him then. I didn’t tell him while he drove us home – afraid we’d never make it! He asked to see the pictures of the sonogram, but didn’t seem to notice the two heads. We had only half and hour between coming home and my leaving to go to work, so I didn’t tell him then. That evening, after work, we had plans to watch our weekly television show together, so I couldn’t tell him then. I spent all night wide awake, wondering about how and when to tell him. The next morning, while we both were still in bed, waking up, I figure I could give him the news… because I was given the news while I was laying down, and *I* didn’t hit the floor.

At first, he was in denial. (”The tech told you this?”) Then he mentioned that this would complicate the delivery. Of course, but I had already asked the doctor if I could deliver naturally, and she said that it all depends on the position of the babies. I’m not sure where I went that morning, but when I came back, Dad had done loads of nutritional research for mothers who are expecting multiples. He had made a green and yellow salad for me, told me which foods I needed to eat, which vitamins were the most important, and to stay hydrated. I love that man.

And we’re definitely going to need a bigger car.

On Leap Day

Sunday, March 2nd, 2008
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Ty and I went to McDonald’s for their 29 cent hamburgers. After waiting 20 minutes to order, we waited another 15 minutes for our ten hamburgers. While sitting at a table, waiting, Ty started getting bored, so he asked what the receipt read. I read it. Then he turned it upside down and asked me to read it. I read it again.”Mommy! How do you know how to read upside down?”

“I’m very familiar with English, Ty.”

“But why?”

“Because… I was born here, and in America, we speak English.”

“You were born?”

“Yes, I think all of us here were born.”

He started getting upset. “You were not born. You were not a baby.”
“Oh, yes, I was.”

“No, no, no. You are a Mommy. And the babies Come. From. YOU!”