Archive for November, 2007

Old MacDonald Had Some Cheeseburgers

Thursday, November 29th, 2007
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The boys have been going to work with Dad this week. Well, he didn’t go to the office with them, but he did take them to run daily errands with him, id est, post office, bank, grocery store. Dad takes one each day, and the boy keeps coming home with a soda and a cheeseburger.

Today, I took the children to the library and then to “Old MacDonald’s” to get a cheeseburger with no soda. We met a family who was visiting from Germany. The parents were surprised to hear that we home school and stated that it’s illegal to homeschool in Germany. They asked me if a teacher came to the house, and I said that I was the teacher. They didn’t seem too happy about that. But I reassured them that the state does have standards and requires student testing. They stopped frowning. And I mentioned that we follow a Waldorf-style education. They smiled. “Waldorf is important for children’s development,” said die Mutter. I could have mentioned that we are fans of Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms, but that would be taking it too far, don’t you think?

Before they left, they took the iconic picture with Ronald McDonald.

Before we left, we took the iconic picture with “Old MacDonald.”


“Look at the birdie!” And they were trying to find the birdie. Sheesh.

Birthday Hangover

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007
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We went to a birthday party on Sunday. It was at a public park right by a playground. Most guests were long-time friends or family of the birthday boy who was turning five. A few were friends from school. The boy’s grandfather was competing with his long-time friend: Who can jump the longest from the swing. Sounds like something eight year olds should be doing. So the people were having fun.

A school mom and I talked about how to handle a young child’s hitting. She said that her not being with her child 24/7 makes it difficult for her to see what her child is up to most of the day. I mentioned that while my children don’t hit, they do bite. And this is a recent phenomenon which is my fault because I let it escalate. Then again, I don’t put one child’s arm between another child’s teeth. The mom didn’t like my idea of justice: If you’re going to take my kid’s toy, be sure you know that you’re going to be bit!

Last year, the birthday boy received a kid motorcycle (like a Power Wheels toy). It has a seat for one, but two children can ride in it if the child in the back sits on the tire guard. The parents of the birthday boy brought it to the park, and the little children took turns riding on it. I told Ty that he should only ride on the driver’s seat and let no one ride with him – as it’s not designed to hold two people. He chased the motorcycle up and down the park as the boy let his other friends ride with him. One time, we watched three children on the thing. There was too much weight on the back tires, so the front tire kept flying off the ground. About an hour later, I caught him riding in the back. I quickly told him to get off and reminded him to ride only on the driver’s seat by himself. There were a few adults who commented, “But he’s having fun. He’s not doing anything wrong.” He disobeyed his mother. That’s wrong enough. Besides, if anyone is going to leave that party with a contusion or premature tooth loss, it will not be my child.

We sang “Happy Birthday” and ate ice cream cake. The boys didn’t like that the cake was so hard. I cut Kyle’s cake into small pieces, but he cried, “Mommy, don’t break it!”

The boy opened his presents. Everything was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: TMNT dressed as pirates, TMNT dressed as knights, TMNT battling bloody zombies. Not one hula hoop. Not one jigsaw puzzle. Not one pogo stick. Good thing, too. Because my children would have bit the boy for getting a coveted present such as a jigsaw puzzle.

So we’ve been spending these past few days de-”socializing” our children and helping them unlearn what they’ve learned while “socializing” with preschoolers.

Ty Turns Five

Monday, November 19th, 2007
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On Saturday, November 10th, we had a birthday party for Ty. I made the cake. Dad made the pizza sauce, and the guests ate homemade pizza with an array of vegetable and meat toppings. It was really fun, having his friends over – although two of them came over with a cough. We bought so much cheese and pizza dough, that we were eating pizza for days afterward. It was a small party with mostly family and only two friends (who were sick with cough).

Before we sang “Happy Birthday,” I made sure that everyone would sing on the same key. It turned out well.


Ty’s cake. He’s a whole hand old! That is the real size of his hand on the cake.

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Wednesday was his real birthday, and he woke up to the sight of a brand new bike. We went outside in the morning to practice riding.

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Later, we went to the park for a picnic. We ate sandwiches, fruit, and cupcakes.


Taylor’s cuteness.

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Then we watched the children on the playground. We played a little hide-and-seek, took a family portrait, and left the park before the rain came.

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While I was at work, Ty’s paternal grandmother, uncle, and cousin came over and gave him dinosaurs, a dictionary, and some “Cars” (Disney) toy cars. That evening, before the children went to bed, we sang “Happy Birthday” to Ty and ate ice cream cake.


Blowing out the candles.

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We took down the birthday decorations in the house on Saturday, and that was the end of a week long celebration of five revolutions around the sun.

What the People are Saying

Thursday, November 8th, 2007
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Ty held up his right hand, formed a circle with his thumb and four fingers, and said, “This is an O.” He held up his left hand, formed a circle the same way, and said, “This is a zero.” He joined his hands together, held them toward his face, and said, “And these are binoculars.”

“That’s great, Ty! Where did you learn that?” I asked.

“Daddy has binoculars to look at the moon.”

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The children were watching “Curious George” on the public television station. I asked, “What are you learning about today?”

“Tampons!” answered Kyle.

“Oh,” I said quietly. Tampons? What the crap? Even public television has been ruined by liberals. I watched one of the characters pointing at a pond and saw some tadpoles *Whew* Okay. Much better.

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Taylor opens the “wuhfiduduh” and demands “appa dootz” with her “bethas.”

Enjoying Autumn’s Dawn

Monday, November 5th, 2007
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The morning of All Saint’s Day, we went outside to feel the crisp, cool air. We played with our shadows and took the plastic mini-skulls off the of the rose bush. There was a foggy dew that hovered in the air and diffused the lights of the houses down the street.

This morning, we, Dad, Mom, and Kyle, woke up earlier than usual for different reasons. Dad enjoys keeping track of the International Space Station. He wakes me up to go see it. Kyle awoke just before dawn as he usually does, but since the time change to Standard, dawn comes just before 6am. So the three of us went outside to see the ISS, which had recently been separated from the space shuttle Discovery, so it looked a little different through the binoculars. The air was so cool that we wore socks. Socks! I hadn’t worn socks since February and had a hard time finding them. Haha!

After watching the ISS/Discovery float across the sky, we stayed to watch the Iriduim (satellite) flares. After looking up for a few minutes, we saw a small, yellow light to the right of the moon. It brightened and brightened some more… then it withered into nothing. It lasted only a few seconds. We also stayed to catch the Hubble telescope pass through the sky, but we didn’t see it. The sun was rising too quickly.

Birds were waking, scuttling about. The peafowl pair rustled the leaves in the neighbor’s tree. It was time to go inside for coffee.

Summer’s End

Thursday, November 1st, 2007
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I took the day off yesterday to prepare the children for Halloween. Ty and I read a poem, “Teeny Tiny,” from a reading textbook, in which he learned to read frightened. The boys and I talked about Halloween. Kyle especially liked that our costumes were necessary to disguise ourselves from what larks about. We made Halloween cupcakes, which were square and kind of flat because I don’t have a cupcake pan. Taylor pointed at the pumpkins that we carved in the morning. I also finished Dad’s costume (Thank Goodness).

After watching “Arthur,” we started getting ready to go out. The children ate a snack and cleaned up their room. We were a little bit worried about the weather because it had been raining on and off all day. It was clear and sunny for a few hours, but during “Arthur,” it rained again. Not a big deal. We started getting ready anyway. It took us an hour to get into our costumes, pin what needed to be pinned, take everything off to put on undershirts (it’s been breezy), don the costumes again, and pin what needed to be pinned, again. *whew*

And we were off.


Dad took pictures of the trick-or-treating party. Guess who’s the ghost.


These are mostly home-made costumes. Dad hid in the shadows in his black cloak.


Kyle won our little costume contest.

We stopped by a few houses to get our first treats, then we crossed the street. The street had been barricaded and guarded by police, so no cars would be able to drive through. Every year, the houses that sit on the lake in this neighborhood put on a sort of block party. The sun set quickly, and we were in darkness, with the help of a thick gray cloud, by the time that we reached the end of the block. We took a left and found thousands of trick-or-treaters. Most children were dressed up in sweet costumes. Some found the joy in wearing ugly masks and painted faces, which is okay in my opinion because… it’s Halloween! Spooks are after you! We had a great time walking up to the different houses, not knowing what to expect.

We had reached the point of no return when it began drizzling. People screamed. Umbrellas were popped open, and down came the deluge. Big ol’ fat rain. We had nowhere to run, so we trucked on forward. I pulled the wagon that carried the younger children, and Dad and Ty followed behind. It was like a mission, a wash down, and chaos all in one. I steered my way around the umbrella-topped pillars (of families), almost took a running teenage boy down with my shoulder, and… what’s the point of running? There’s still plenty of candy left! We walked a little bit farther and started heading home. We let the children trick-or-treat a few more times before it started getting cold.

We showered and put on pajamas. Ate dinner on the floor in front of the pumpkins.

The children went to sleep, and a few friends came over who had come into the neighborhood to trick-or-treat. We sat in the dark, three couples on the couch, recovering from all that walking. The little boy, Skyler, who is Ty’s age, tried to teach us a Jack O’ Lantern song, but nobody got it down.

And that is how we ended a great summer.